Make Fetch Great Again with a Donald Trump dog toy from Pet Hates Toys
Looking to add a splash of satire to your dog’s toy box? Whether you’re politically passionate or just love a good laugh, Pet Hates Toys delivers a range of cheeky, squeaky, and satisfyingly chewable toys that poke fun at some of the most talked-about political figures of our time. Let’s face it—your pup probably has better instincts than most politicians, so why not let them express that through some well-timed tug-of-war and aggressive squeaking?
From the bouffanted bravado of Donald Trump, to the perfectly coiffed caution of Rishi Sunak, and the pint-raising populism of Nigel Farage, these toys are biting satire—literally.
Meet the Political Pooch Playmates
🇺🇸 Donald Trump Dog Toy – “Make Fetch Great Again”
Love him or loathe him, Donald Trump has never been boring—and neither is his dog toy. With an exaggerated golden quiff, a smug scowl, and a suit that’s all bark and no bite, this plush figure is designed for dogs who aren’t afraid to make their feelings known.
- Squeakers in both the head and belly for twice the fun
- Made with reinforced seams for rougher play
- Available in regular (36cm) and small (23cm) sizes
This toy is perfect for pups who enjoy a little political drama in the park. Whether it’s fetch, shred, or snuggle—Trump is going down.
🇬🇧 Rishi Sunak Dog Toy – “Prime Chewster”
Stylish and composed, this plush version of the former Prime Minister comes decked out in a tailored navy suit, signature slick hair, and even a schoolboy prefect badge. He looks calm and collected—until your dog gets a hold of him.
- Durable design for enthusiastic gnawers
- Comes in both small and regular sizes
- Ideal for pups with a taste for the finer toys in life
Rishi may have a stiff upper lip, but your dog will soon have it covered in slobber.
🇬🇧 Nigel Farage Dog Toy – “Brexchew Means Brexchew”
One of Britain’s most divisive political figures, now reduced to a chew toy—literally. This Nigel Farage parody dons his classic banker suit and signature grin, daring your dog to take a stand.
- Designed for tug-of-war with one-piece construction
- Available in two sizes, perfect for large or small paw-litical activists
- Made with high-quality fabric and internal squeaker
No matter how you feel about Brexit, watching Farage get flung across the garden is deeply satisfying.
🐾 Why Dogs (and Humans) Love Pet Hates Toys
Pet Hates Toys aren’t just novelty items—they’re well-made, safe, and designed with real dog behavior in mind. Here’s why they’re worth the woof:
- 🧵 Tough Stitching: Reinforced seams and quality materials mean your dog can really get stuck in.
- 📏 Size Matters: Toys come in both small and standard sizes for all breeds.
- 🔊 Dual Squeakers: Extra fun for extra frustration (or joy—depending on your political views).
- 🧪 Tested for Safety: Made in the UK and tested to meet child safety standards in the EU, USA, and Australia.
- 😂 Conversation Starters: Great for pet parents who enjoy a chuckle (or rant) at the dog park.
🎁 Perfect Gift for Politically Savvy Dog Lovers
These toys make brilliant gifts for friends and family who are dog-obsessed and politically opinionated. Whether it’s a birthday, Christmas, or just because your dog deserves a good time, Pet Hates Toys are sure to raise a laugh and a tail wag.
Should we throw our politicians to the dogs? We think so
If your dog’s political stance is “destroy all tyrants,” then Pet Hates Toys is the brand for you. With sharp wit, durable design, and hilarious detail, these toys are made to be loved, loathed, and chewed with enthusiasm.
📦 Shop the full range now at: pethatestoys.com
